Men Know Your Wife's Size

[marval]

A man walked into a dress shop and told the shop assistant he wanted to buy an evening gown for his wife as a surprise.

"What size?" asked the clerk.

The man shrugged blankly.

Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?"

The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order."

[weecalf]

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