Slightly Insane Over 50's Temporary Club

[mrs_overall]

Due to the absence of the Mad Over 50's Club (I am sure Queenie & Nungate will be released on bail before next Saturday - it was a misunderstanding with the secateurs in B&Q), I have hastily convened a Saturday night gathering at Chez Overall.
There is an extensive selection of welcoming drinks from the "why on earth did you buy that?" cupboard, including advocaat, cheap foreign lagers, absinthe, cherry brandy, creme de menthe and several bottles of lurid-coloured liquid with missing labels.You are very welcome to BYOB. You will of course not be allowed to take any bottles home as the clinking might disturb the neighbours.
Entertainment will not be on the normal Saturday night scale but you may wish to partake in Hunt the Snail. There is a fabulous prize for the participant who can hurl the most snails into next door's garden. There is also Swingball, crab-apple bobbing, and for the adventurous, a game of nude Twister will take place on the back lawn once it is fully dark. There will be dancing in the dining room to 80's music.
Food will be a pot luck supper, but Rennies and Alka Seltzer will be freely available.
There is no raffle but there will be a prize for the best 1980's outfit.
All are welcome.

[EcclesCake]

If I met the entry criteria I would want to know if there was cheese and pineapple on sticks before I donned my neon pink leg warmers.....

[RandyMarsh]

which bowl do i chuck me keys in pls?

[mrs_overall]

I have cheese, I have pineapple and I have toothpicks...we are in business!

[mrs_overall]

randy...it depends on the make and age of your car

[EcclesCake]

The cheese will have gone off by the time I reach 50 :-p

[tonyav]

Yeah, and is there any Black forest gateau, mrs overlock.

[murraymints]

Thank you great international super model...here's a bottle of benadictine for the booze trolley...bought it when I was ensconced in the monastery...till they discovered I didn't have the necessary bits beneath my habit....actually thought I was in the land of buckfast ..but took the wrong turning....hey ho...it'll do !! Anyone here yet...pst..if that cuddles turns up.....take his binoculars..he's been very naughty....

[Psybbo]

Just landed, where is the butler to look after my broom? Good to see you Mrs_overseer

[aelmpvw]

do i need to pre-book my front row seat for nude twister or is it first come first served?

[murraymints]

I've brought some of boaty's cherry and pineapple cake...yummy...only for the well behaved guests !

[tonyav]

Hey mrs overkill, I've played that nude nude twister before, ended up at the A&E.

[mrs_overall]

Butler?????????

ropes spotty, teenage Youngest Junior Overall into buttling duties

[RandyMarsh]

i am not 50 either Eccles but i have heard that the women in this club have loose morals and big bra straps.

[mrs_overall]

Thanks Tony, you have just reminded me I have some cocktail sausages somewhere

[humbersloop]

I have half a grapefruit and some tinfoil for presentation - Ferran Adria, read'em and weep

[RandyMarsh]

big bra straps mean one thing in my xp

[berniecuddles]

would love to join in but as mm is here i don't wish to be corrupted have a good thread lol

[mrs_overall]

eccles...some people are sooooo fussy!

Good evening psybbs, ael, murray. Please use the back door in case the neighbours see you

[mrs_overall]

bernie, get your butt in here now!

[mrs_overall]

good evening humber. Your tin foil will add a touch of much needed class