Touché...

[Peaspeculiars]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20's, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's and 40's, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”
“Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter.
The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”
The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it’s like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.
“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

[tonyav]

LOL.

[pixie373]

Lol. I thought that was going to be "only goes up once a year"...

[tonyav]

Oi ^^^^^^^^

[Peaspeculiars]

Hee, hee :o)

[Baldric]

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[cupid04]

LOL!

[seadogg]

ain't it true though!

[Peaspeculiars]

Lol @ baldric's answer! :o)

[cupid04]

Slightly out of proportion I think baldric...lol!

[tonyav]

In what way, cupes ?.

[Baldric]

Best I could do in a hurry!

[cupid04]

the balls are too big

[cupid04]

Shouldn't one be bigger than the other? So I'm told:-)

[Psybbo]

Tony, never mind the quality feel the width!

[shoota]

I pine for mine

[tonyav]

Psybbo
Tony, never mind the quality feel the width!


Ok Ok.

[Baldric]

I'm getting Needled now!

[Psybbo]

I pine for yours too, shoota

[shoota]

You could run your fingers through my fir Psybs...

[marval]

lol