It's Gnome Joke...

[cupid04]

A gnome who joined a nudist colony only two weeks ago was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business!

[sandyRoe]

As long as it was only his nose. ☺

[marval]

lol

A gnome and a human walk into a tavern, they each go up to the bar to order a drink. Then the gnome turns to the human and says, "Could you help me out, I'm a little short."

[Slapshot]

Take it the gnome was on shorts....

[DTCwordfan]

One for Sqad:

Dwarves are often born with an extra toe.

It's a little gnome fact.

[DTCwordfan]

One for Paddywak:

knick knack, paddywak, give the dog a... gnome

[McMouse]

A gnome goes to a brothel but the madam won't let him in because he's too short. He said "But I rang the bell didn't I ?"