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marval | 20:11 Sun 27th Jul 2014 | Jokes
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Tony and Bernie walk into a pub.

They order a couple of beers and open up their lunch boxes.

The bartender spots them and says.

''Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.''

So Tony and Bernie both give a sigh, look at each other and swap their lunches.
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LOL
20:12 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Result! LOL
20:13 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Tony and Bernie, our AB Men talkin' to Minty
Tony said, "Why a Mcwhoppa whippa whopp?"
and Bernie said, " I couldn't understand a feckin' word she said."

20:21 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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lol DT
20:23 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Anyhoo, we swapped the sandwiches back, Bernies had got mayo on them.
20:25 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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The barman obviously didn't notice tony.
20:33 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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It was an under the table job, marval.
20:34 Sun 27th Jul 2014

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