Welshie Ab Raffle

[DTCwordfan]

A Yorkshire man named Welshie moved to Conway and bought a sheep from an old Anglesey farmer for £100.

The Anglesey farmer agreed to deliver the sheep the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The sheep died."

"Well then, just give me my money back."

"I can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK then, just unload the sheep."

"What ya gonna do with em."

"I'm gonna raffle him off on Answerbank."

"Ya can't raffle off a dead sheep!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the Anglesey farmer met up with Welshie and asked, "What happened with the dead sheep?"

"I raffled him off. I sold 200 tickets at £2 apiece and made a profit of £498."
"Didn't anyone complain?" "Just the guy who won, some guy called tony who thought it was a goat. So I gave him his £2 back."

[WELSHYORKIE]

Ha Ha Ha - pmsl

[Slapshot]

The Phd line could have been much worse....he could have named names.... ;0)

Bloke wth a lassie in tow walks past a field, he pipes up saying "I had my first shag in there and her mother saw us...."

Lassie says " what did her mother say?? "


BAHHHHHHHH