Recognised

[marval]

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.

"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop.

"The car hit you from behind," the officer said.

"How could you tell it was your mother-in-law was driving?"

"I recognised her cackle!"

[cupid04]

lol!

[tonyav]

LOL was it you, cupes.

[cupid04]

Oi, I'm not old enough to be mother-in-law!

[tonyav]

Mmmmmmm !.

[marval]

Watch it tony, or you will be back on the naughty step.

[cupid04]

Well I was for a while but my daughter divorced him for a prat!

[tonyav]

I seem to live on that bloody step, marval !.


Right, I see cupes.

[DTCwordfan]

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors.

One of the attendants (or their Mods) said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking.'

[marval]

I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, “wow, how did you do that.”

I would tell you”, answered the magician predictably, “but then I’d have to kill you.”

After a moments pause the same voice screamed out “can you tell my mother in law?”

[DTCwordfan]

A big-game hunter from AB went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One night, the couple woke to find the mother gone.

In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a tree with a snarling lie-in-king facing her.

The wife said: “What are we going to do?”

“Nothing,” said the husband. “The lie-in-king got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”

[marval]

lol DT

[tonyav]

LOL @ DT.