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Silly Girls, Shoplifting
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I hace just witnessed a shoplifting incident in Lidl. As I was going in I noticed two seventeenish year old girls hanging about and had to say excuse me to get past them. Once in the shop, I noticed another girl, standing by the entrance door with a sewing machine in her hands. I thought it was odd that she hadn't got a trolley. I saw her look over to the tills and carried on. I picked up a loaf and out of the corner of my eye saw her go out through the entrance door.
I ran over to the tills and asked them to call security. Three blokes appeared and went out through the exit door to find them. I ran back to the entrance to go out and help them identify her and the alarm went off! I only had a loaf! Why didn't the alarm go off when she went through the entrance door?
They spotted her getting into a car and took the registration number. They thanked me and said she would have been caught on the CCTV.
Silly, silly girls. The sewing machine was £79.99
I ran over to the tills and asked them to call security. Three blokes appeared and went out through the exit door to find them. I ran back to the entrance to go out and help them identify her and the alarm went off! I only had a loaf! Why didn't the alarm go off when she went through the entrance door?
They spotted her getting into a car and took the registration number. They thanked me and said she would have been caught on the CCTV.
Silly, silly girls. The sewing machine was £79.99
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.They are not silly. They are criminals who almost certainly conduct their lives in this way as a habit. They will flog the machine for a tenner secure in the knowledge that (a) they are unlikely to be caught and (b) even if they are they will probably be offered either a caution or, at worst, an £80 fixed penalty (less than you get for speeding).
There's nothing silly about their behaviour at all.
There's nothing silly about their behaviour at all.
It has always amazed me the risks people will take to steal really stupid things.
Many years ago , I worked in a cake factory,
We had a factory shop, where we could buy overmakes or wonky cakes for ridiculous prices,
You could get a six portion jam and fresh cream sponge cake for 10p, or a large 18 portion gateau for £2.
Every day I would watch the idiots hiding cakes inside their overalls as they left, risking their jobs and their reputations for 10p, unbelievable.
Many years ago , I worked in a cake factory,
We had a factory shop, where we could buy overmakes or wonky cakes for ridiculous prices,
You could get a six portion jam and fresh cream sponge cake for 10p, or a large 18 portion gateau for £2.
Every day I would watch the idiots hiding cakes inside their overalls as they left, risking their jobs and their reputations for 10p, unbelievable.
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