A little old lady goes to see her doctor. 'Doctor, I can't stop breaking wind. Thank goodness they don't make a noise and they don't smell, but it goes on all day long'. 'Well,' says the doctor, 'take these tablets and come back in a week.' A week later she's back. 'I don' know what was in those tablets, doctor, I'm still breaking wind silently but now they smell awful.' 'Right,' says the doctor, 'now we've sorted out your sinuses we'll see what we can do about your hearing.'
from 'Crap Dad Jokes' Because Dads aren't as funny as they think they are by Ian Allen