Bar

[marval]

A Skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?"


A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavoured potato chips?"

The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."


An E-flat walks into a bar, the bartender says, sorry, we don't serve minors.


A potato walks into a bar and all eyes were on him!


What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?

A bounced Czech


Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas."


Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says.

The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a 'martini'?"

"Look," Caesar retorts, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"


A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”


An Ode to Beer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed by thy drink.
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage’s,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager,
For ever and ever
Barmen

[cupid04]

lol!

[Prudie]

Love the Caesar one, that's clever and funny

[EcclesCake]

Another Vote for the Caesar one too!

[beso]

//An E-flat walks into a bar, the bartender says, sorry, we don't serve minors. //

A minor chord is not defined by the specific notes but the relationship between the notes. An E-flat can be part of a major chord. For example, B Major(B, Eb, Gb) or E-flat Major (Eb, G, Bb).

The joke would be better as:

A, C and E walked into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve A minor in here.".

[New Judge]

You need to get out more, beso. It was a joke. You must remember jokes.

[beso]

Yes it is a joke, but it doesn't make sense to a person who understands music. A note cannot be a minor on its own.

The "A minor" change is a development of the literary concept and is musically consistent.

[beso]

After being rejected by the bartender, E went flat and pleaded Diminished responsibility.

[mushroom25]

I recall years ago in a bar, someone telling the old gag:-
- Q: what animal lies dead one hundred feet in the air?
- A: a centipede.

to which the group pedant's response was a long quizzical look, and the line "hmm. very amusing, but biologically inaccurate".

[Svejk]

Don't mind Beso. He's just feeling crochety today.

[Svejk]

botox,,,,,,,,,,,,,crotchety. lol.