Couple For Minty, Slinkykate, Nungate, Queenie, Mazie, Anne, Jim, Wharton, Slappy And Albs

[DTCwordfan]

Glaswegian jogger stops for a moment to get his breath back.

A passing pedestrian complements him on a superb pair of trainers but advises he should properly secure the loose laces on his right shoe otherwise it could be dangerous for him. The Weegie jogger says no, no, that's the way they're supposed to be worn.

The puzzled pedestrian asks how come whereupon the Weegie raises his leg to reveal on the sole of his trainer the word "Taiwan".

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Question : what is the difference between Edinburgh and Glasgow ?

Answer : When a gun goes off in Edinburgh, it's to tell you it's one o'clock.

[Slapshot]

hmmmmm

[pixie373]

Lol! On a roll dt! :Dxx

[Cloverjo]

I know the first joke wasn't for me, anyway, but I don't get it. Can anyone explain, please? Sorry.

[pixie373]

Tie one...

[DTCwordfan]

My fav Glasgow one is still the guy who goes into the Main Library in the city, to be greeted by a grey tweed-suited middle-aged woman wearing horn-rimmed glasses.

"Do yer have a book on Suicide then?"

"Awae wi yer, yer not bringin' it back."

[Cloverjo]

Thanks, Pixie. I suppose you have to know the accent.

[Slapshot]

Quine walk into the butchers on a cold morning, the butchers is standing with his back to the radiator, she says, looking at his meat....

"Is that yer ayrshire bacon", "Naw hen, I jist warmin ma hauns"

[marval]

What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography?

Oor Wullie.

[pixie373]

Lol. Took me about 4 rereads to get slappy's there x

[DTCwordfan]

very good, marval.....

[marval]

A Scots woman goes in a dry cleaning shop and says to the shop owner, "Can I sit down for a wee while, I have a bairn."

The posh shop owner replies, "I'm sorry, we don't repair scorched clothing."