The Liar!!

[RATTER15]

A man is in court, judge says to him " you are charged with murdering your wife with a hammer" from the back of the court someone shouts "***". Judge continues "you are also charged with murdering your mother in law with a hammer" same person from the back of the court shouts "***". The judge then says whoever is shouting out would they please stop, the man stands up and says "i apologise your honour but I have lived next door to this *** for 15 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he never had one.

[RATTER15]

Barsteward was the missing word!

[marval]

Good one

[Butterbun]

lol