Andrew Lloyd Webber 's...

[carrust]

..new musical about fizzy drinks is called Fanta of the Opera....

[marval]

lol

Also his new musical about a hand warmer called Aspects of Glove

[joggerjayne]

So the one about his new range of headgear is called ...Caps ?

[237SJ]

and the online shopping one - Joseph and the Amazon Technicolour Dreamcoat

[marval]

The one about an animal lover and his colourful pet is called “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream goat.

[joggerjayne]

His disaster movie is called

Oh, JESUS CHRIST !!! Superstar

[237SJ]

Then there was the one about the fate of the nightmare neighbours - Evicta

[joggerjayne]

And the one sponsored by that insurance company .

Eviva

[Caribeing]

And a new one about diets Ryvita!

[marval]

The one about badly dressed celebrities on a train Starfright Express.

[joggerjayne]

And the one with the overweight female lead ...

Heavyta

[joggerjayne]

And the one he's written in advance for Oprah Winfrey's funeral ...

Phantom Of The Op

(no, it's too corny, I can't even bear to finish typing it)

[marval]

And the one about Weight Watchers Fats.

[237SJ]

Don`t forget the one about the man who is always late - Tell Me On A Monday

[joggerjayne]

The one featuring the kinky maid's outfit ...

Starlight SexDress

[joggerjayne]

^^ // Tell Me On A Monday //

LOL, LOL ... oh god, that's brilliant, LOL

[marval]

And the one about a man who never wets the toilet seat The Beautiful Aim.

[joggerjayne]

The number from Cats featuring a dentist ...

Mycavity

[vulcan42]

What about the new musical about Boris Johnson, West Side Tory.

[weecalf]

Musical set in the egg industry. bantam of the opera

[FrogNog]

And the one about the late night bakery Sunset Boulangerie