Which Do You Prefer?

[MichaelZZ]

I was asked the other day, "Are you a leg man or a breast man?"
I answered, "Neither really. I'm more of a shaved *** man."

To which I got the reply, "Sorry sir, that's not an option at Kentucky Fried Chicken."

[BlackadderV]

Would you like fries with that?

[FrogNog]

Moist wipe sir?

[marval]

lol