This Dwarfs The Large Blue Chicken I Mentioned In My Post Yesterday...

[sandyRoe]

https://twitter.com/ElliottGSpencer/status/521815181530120192

Why is it that the Americans want to do things on a much bigger scale?

[janbee]

Sandy, you seem to be obsessed with large blue chickens. Are you SURE you haven't been drinking? In which case, please invite me along. I'll have a vodka and tonic xx

[sandyRoe]

Ice and a slice? The sun must be over the yardarm somewhere.

[janbee]

Yes, and it's always somebody's birthday somewhere in the world. Cheers ! hic... xx

[sandyRoe]

If all be true that I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink;
Good wine — a friend — or being dry —
Or lest we should be by and by —
Or any other reason why.

[lady-janine]

can I have a G & T please. go easy on the T. I like to taste the G.

[janbee]

Hi LJ, come and join the party xx Sandy's buying.

[sandyRoe]

I've only got Tanqueray is that OK?

[janbee]

Ok Sandy I'll make do with that !

[ludwig]

I read the title wrong and thought the question was about a dwarf who is a large blue chicken.

[lady-janine]

Tanqueray suits me fine. I can even bring along the half bottle I've got left. i'll pick up some fevertree tonic and limes on the way. whoohoo a party.

[sandyRoe]

Ludwig, I would never have used the word, 'dwarf', to describe a person of restricted stature. It's not PC.