A Friend

[carrust]

Of mine has killed himself in the desert.

He's a camelkazee

[BlackadderV]

So he bit the dust.

[sunny-dave]

He must have been near my friend who killed himself whilst disguised in the latrines ..

... a case of CamoKhazi.

[mallyh]

and the ice cream seller found covered in hundreds and thousands he topped himself.

[EDDIE51]

Did you hear about the burglar who tried to escape the police by swimming a river in Paris?
He was found 'Guilty but in Seine'

[tonyav]

What gave him the hump, rusty.