Help!!

[larrythelamb]

" Help! " my wife shouted from the shower. " I've got a terrible pain in my chest "
" Don't panic, darling ", I said.
" You're standing on your nipple "

[Svejk]

Lol, you'll have the sisterhood after you, larry. ;)

[larrythelamb]

I know, Svejk, but I thought it was funny ;-)

[frugalfred]

I laughed so much I got cramp in the gubernatorials!

[BlackadderV]

Laughed my tits off!