Perfume.

[penelope2]

I bought my wife a new perfume called Chloroform, but she says she doesn't like it . She says that it makes her sleepy and her **** sore.

[cupid04]

Her what sore? lol!

[BlackadderV]

I'm normally quick on the uptake but the humour in this one has got me beat.

[penelope2]

^^ cupid04: 2 options, left it for folk to interpret.

[janbee]

I have to admit, it's got me beat as well.

[carrust]

Front or back bottom.....

[BlackadderV]

I think I'm getting a glimmer, but it requires a leap of imagination.

[cupid04]

You mean there's a choice, carrust, lol!

[Old_Geezer]

I'm sure it is e a r

[cupid04]

I dab my perfume on my wrist or neck...never below...

[BlackadderV]

I think the point is that he gives his wife chloroform and whilst she is under he has his wicked way with her big time.

[carrust]

It could also mean front door or tradesman's entrance;-)

[Butterbun]

Can't be great if he has to chloroform her first.

[carrust]

Have you lot got the joke yet, or is some more lubrication required?

[ummmm]

Lol...