Message For All The Gents

[marval]

The management of Answerbank Towers have asked me to point out that the sign in the gents ‘Wet Floor,’ is a warning not an instruction.

[Zacs-Master]

And who wrote:
I yused two dreem of bein a moderaytor and now I are one
On the back of the cubicle door?

[DTCwordfan]

Sign for blonde female ABers seen on the 69th floor.

"If door does not open - then do not enter"

[Peter Pedant]

Someone working in the baby farm, when they heard a midwife shout:
'Paed, room 16 !' ie "summon the junior baby doctor to room 16 QUIG !"

he confessed to always wanting to shout back - well clear it up then !

[Peter Pedant]

Oh God in my niece's student let,

I wrote in felt tip on the top most empty pizza box,

when the floors are full please think about using the dustbins !

[Zacs-Master]

Ahh PP, you wag you.