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dustypuss | 14:46 Thu 18th Dec 2014 | Jokes
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Then you never will my friend, you never will.
11:50 Wed 24th Dec 2014
Gromit is correct.....what is not popularly known is that jesus was of Italian descent and his surname was Tomato.

So..... Heron wanted Jesus Tomato and got cheese and tomato pizza.
A quarter of murray mints? Isn't one enough! It is for us ;-)
After some research I discover that the Reverend Libby Lane is to become the Bishop of Stockport ( where I don't live) and I'm RC - but very happy for her.
Cheesus Christ... where's Noknowledge when you need him...
But B00 they'd last all year cos they're too good to hurry.
aw, I wouldn't exactly call you rc, mamya.
lol Mamya :-)

So are we to assume that there's a Jesus/cheesus connection? Right...got that bit...but to cobble it together with tomato on a pizza?

I do however like Sqad's explanation, so im going with that, it makes sense! ;-)
Good grief, it isn't that difficult.

Herod told his men to bring him cheeses (Jesus).
Later when he ordered his Pizza he told them he wanted Cheese and Tomato.
His men got mixed up and brought him just Cheese.
I like Sqad's take on it too - but don't Herons prefer pepperoni?
No, fish I think Mamya ;-)
Sorry,am half way down the bottle now.
Here is a christmas card I drew many moons ago, on a similar theme....

http://www.ratransport.co.uk/images/gromitcard2001.jpg
Like that Gromit - it's a cracker.
very good, gromit.....
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I still don't get it !
Then you never will my friend, you never will.

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