I Told My Missus

[paulllambert]

she had painted her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.

[marval]

I saw her shadow

[Bazile]

//She looked surprised //

What , suprised to see you after all this time ?

[frugalfred]

Unconscious from sniffing Evostik - Gluecoma.

[Clanad]

This could go on fovea!

[Prudie]

It's very Bourjois to paint your eyebrows anyway

[marval]

It is a blinking good joke

[Bazile]

tell her , Iris sends her love

[frugalfred]

Aye Aye, bazile!

[Clanad]

An artist's eyesight is getting weak, but she has no insurance and can't afford glasses or contacts. An optometrist who has seen her work offers to trade her glasses if she'll paint a mural for his waiting room. So she spends the weekend painting eyes... of all colors and various sizes, on all four walls of the waiting room. Just eyes, everywhere you look. The doc comes in on Monday, and the artist says, "So what do you think?"

He responds..."I'm glad I'm not a gynecologist." (not original, I know)

[marval]

Put your pig back in it's stye first.

[DaisyNonna]

Time to close the lid on this one?

[DTCwordfan]

Lens from Strictly score for this is See---ven.

[DaisyNonna]

DT did not tic you as a Strictly fan

[DTCwordfan]

I'm not but I rather like Ms. Bussell....

[DaisyNonna]

prefer a male Darcy

[tonyav]

Just for you then, Daisy ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hasKmDr1yrA

[DaisyNonna]

Ooooh! Already packed the smelling salts.
No need for eye drops.

[DTCwordfan]

Now Tone, imagine the female Darcey stretching her limbs over and around you.....

[FrogNog]

This joke is clever. Iris pect it.

[tonyav]

Oh yes, she's very lithe, DT. Pass the whiskey quick !.