Sex Education

[excelsior-1]

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of the female and said, "the female has two b·····s and one v····a."

She then pointed to the male picture and said, "The male has one p···s."

Little Johnny jumped up from his seat and said, "That's wrong teacher."

"Why do you think I'm wrong, Little Johnny?" begged the teacher.

My daddy has two of them," explained Little Johnny. "One that's about three inches long that he pees with, and another one that's about eight inches long that he brushes the babysitter's teeth with!"

[Tilly2]

"the female has two b·····s'' What're they then?

[Old_Geezer]

boils

[Prudie]

brains

[Svejk]

Faces if your B is wrong.

[Tilly2]

seven letter word beginning with b and ending in s?

[Prudie]

ooooh!!!

[-Talbot-]

The woman must be Betty swollocks

[joeluke]

'and another one that's about eight inches long that he brushes the babysitter's teeth with!'

Who the hell uses one on their birds mouth???

[Tilly2]

two bottoms and one vagina?.........er......?

[joeluke]

er hello..................breasts

[Tilly2]

hello.....so does a male....

[excelsior-1]

alright, i give up!

no more jokes or one-liners from me on here

[-Talbot-]

oi .......................it's my night to be precious.

Save it untill tomorrow

[-Talbot-]

C'mon yer silly old sod, you know you want to post more crap jokes.

Gailforce said so!