Chuffed To Bits 2

[Slapshot]

My mate was a complete trainspotter but one day he fell off the platform in from of a Steam Locomotive..... he was chuffed to bits...... (yeah bad, I'll get me coat)

[berniecuddles]

gawd sake you've gone off the rails slappy

[frugalfred]

Was he asleep? Trains run over sleepers!
(Where's the coat-rack?)

[tonyav]

In the station, fred.

[marval]

Groan

[janbee]

Oh slappy, we expect sooooo much better from you !
Take 1000 lines !! (ok ok rail lines if you wish)

[murraymints]

hmmmmm

[lady-janine]

what is the points of this at this junction?