Some Useful Phrases And Sayings:

[ToraToraTora]

John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

Betsy Salkind...
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

Jeff Foxworthy...
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Spike Milligan...
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

Robin Hall...
Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical

Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap

[Old_Geezer]

John sure got that one right. These days I suspect it applies to all businesses throughout all industries too. As long as one can show some short term financial benefit, blow the future consequences. The person who made the decision will probably have moved on by then anyway.

[ToraToraTora]

the one from Robin Hall is pretty close to the mark!

[Thecorn]

Great humour,I loved the Milligan

[New Judge]

I think it was also Spike who said. of seasicknesses, that after ten minutes of it you fell like you are going to die, after twenty minutes you wish you had.