Actual Parents Letters To Schools

[excelsior-1]

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.


Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


Please excuse Gloria from gym today. She is administrating.


Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of tree and misplaced his hip.


John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.


Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.


Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.


Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrohea and his boots leak.


Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.


Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.


I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping cause I don't know what size she wear.


Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.


Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.


My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.


Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.


Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.


Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going round, her father even got hot last night.

[sherrardk]

I saw an actual note which said 'please excuse X for being absent, she had the sh!ts'.

[Jackdaw33]

I had one of those. Two misspelled attempts at diarrhoea crossed out and replaced by the other word.

[chrissa1]

When I was teaching I received a note saying, George was under the doctor because his bowls was locked.