A Nun's Story

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In a little Irish village the local priest was not feeling very well and he decided to see a doctor.
While in the doctor's waiting room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looked ashen, drawn and haggard.
The Father goes into the doctor's office and said: "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse."
The doctor replies: "That's because I've just told her that she is pregnant."
Pat exclaims: "Oh my, is she?"
The doctor responds: "No, of course not, but it cured her hiccups!"