Dad

[lindapalmara]

A daughter asks her father, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Father replied, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet, tries to check your oil with his dipstick I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

[cupid04]

lol!

[excelsior-1]

lol. from your 'bumper' book of jokes, i'll wager