Speedboat Inventor

[Stephen_G]

The Inventor of the Speedboat passed away earlier today. His Funeral will be held next Tuesday followed by a Wake.

[tonyav]

I hope they don't go overboard with the wake.

[excelsior-1]

presumably that'll take place in hull

[tonyav]

I had heard it was to be in Keel, excel.

[excelsior-1]

i'll bough to your superior knowledge, tony

[tonyav]

I didn't want to come across as being stern though, excel.

[excelsior-1]

let's just keep things cleat and tidy, shall we?

[tonyav]

Will do, excel. I'll change the sheets.

[berniecuddles]

was going to comment but i wont stick my oar in!

[Svejk]

But, but, but, but...........

[zebo]

At funerals, it all comes out in the wash.

[jno]

you should pray for his plimsoul

[marval]

I heard that there will be port at the wake.

[excelsior-1]

no sorry, marval - that rumour is a load of rowlocks

[marval]

Canoe tell me what they will be having then.

[excelsior-1]

medium ferry - - i mean sherry

[tonyav]

You can't just barge in like that, marval.

[marval]

Yacht are you saying Tony?

[Slapshot]

Thought this gag would sink without trace....

[excelsior-1]

do you think that marval yacht to know better, tony?

[marval]

No, it is just cruising along.