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marval | 21:31 Wed 06th May 2015 | Jokes
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I've come up with an idea for a spray that clears the air of all smells.

I went to the patent office and the guy said; "This is madness!"

"No." I said. "This is Non-Scents"
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So you came on here to get a plug in?
21:40 Wed 06th May 2015
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We will need it soon, it must be nearly time for The Eurovision Pong Contest.
21:43 Wed 06th May 2015
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Did he show you the odour
21:45 Wed 06th May 2015
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When he showed you the odour, did he sing arrivedrci aroma?
21:51 Wed 06th May 2015
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Was he aRomany?
21:55 Wed 06th May 2015
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He did give me a nice bouquet.
21:58 Wed 06th May 2015
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Glade it had a happy ending. Perhaps he was an aerosol man.
22:37 Wed 06th May 2015
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As long as nothing got on his air wick.
22:42 Wed 06th May 2015
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Scented candles for the wind.
22:45 Wed 06th May 2015
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Three bugs in the bathroom, number one said to number two, "where is that smell coming from?" number two said

"it's not me it must be de udder ant"
22:55 Wed 06th May 2015
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Very good, Mr Hucknall :)
22:57 Wed 06th May 2015
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My jokes are better than my singing scorpiojo, you really would not want to hear me sing:(
23:01 Wed 06th May 2015

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