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Gailforce
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Hello everyone.
This is Gailforce, I am spending the afternoon with Excelsior, we are having some drinks and he is telling me about his god-daughter's baby & showing me a picture.
He is letting me use his tablet to pop in and say hi, and thank those of you who were nice to me during my brief membership.
If he behaves himself I might just take him out for a celebratory meal tonight.
Gotta go, take care of yourselves X
This is Gailforce, I am spending the afternoon with Excelsior, we are having some drinks and he is telling me about his god-daughter's baby & showing me a picture.
He is letting me use his tablet to pop in and say hi, and thank those of you who were nice to me during my brief membership.
If he behaves himself I might just take him out for a celebratory meal tonight.
Gotta go, take care of yourselves X
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take all of the credit.
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