I 'smelt' A 'tench'

[Bazile]

I went to the fishmonger the other day - i said -''have you got
SEVAN TROUT'' ?
He replied - '' i've only got six ''



I met this angry lady coming out of the fishmongers as i was going in .
I said -''what's the matter'' ?
She replied - ''that bloke in there said to me what can i get you miss buxom bosom''

Ah , i replied - that'll be LUDE RICK

[DTCwordfan]

A man with a carp under his arm walks into his local fishmonger's.

He asks the man behind the counter, "Do you sell fishcakes?"

The fishmonger says "Why, yes we do".

"Fantastic!" exclaims the man, pointing to the fish under his arm "It's his birthday!"

[thesecondlaw]

I heard a fish singing a soul song in the fishmongers today. It was Salmon Dave.