Never

[marval]

You should never throw wooden shoes down the toilet.


You'll clog the system.

[shoota]

Sabot - age!

[B00]

Now that joke had sole!

[excelsior-1]

oh, now you're just pulling my chain

[waterboatman]

Clean round the bend!

[sunny-dave]

That could get Uggly ...

[Peaspeculiars]

Groan...!

I met a Dutchman yesterday with Sat Nav Shoes in case he gets lost.
Clever Clogs.

;-)