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magicmick | 22:10 Sun 24th May 2015 | Jokes
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Today a man knocked on my door
asking for a donation towards
the local swimming pool

So I gave him a glass of water.
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Avatar Image marval
Did that float his boat?
22:16 Sun 24th May 2015
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Armband from my local pool :(
22:17 Sun 24th May 2015
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To the breast of my knowledge you could crawl back.
22:19 Sun 24th May 2015
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Did you pee in it first?
22:23 Sun 24th May 2015
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It must have upset him,

he went of the deep end.
22:24 Sun 24th May 2015
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I'll just lilo for a while
22:24 Sun 24th May 2015
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Oh baza you are awful, just when we were
going to great lengths
22:36 Sun 24th May 2015
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Age Concern called here asking for a donation to their old people collection, so I gave them the mother-in-law.
00:19 Mon 25th May 2015
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Only a Glassful? I gave him a bucketful, he told me he wasn't impressed by your donation.
12:13 Mon 25th May 2015

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