The Cook - -

[excelsior-1]

- - at my local chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job





he'll never wok again

[DTCwordfan]

You will be flied for that one excel..... won-tun done, as well

[Svejk]

You deserve to be panned for that one, excel.
(when I worked in a Chinese, we had a cook called Pan)

[FrogNog]

Yes. It was a satay for him

[aelmpvw]

wasn't using his noodle was he

[marval]

Did he spring and then roll?