This Takes The Biscuit.

[sandyRoe]

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/throwing-biscuit-is-a-violent-crime-say-police/ar-AAbWQD0

Will throwing bread rolls be frowned on, too?

[Peter Pedant]

well it depends if the biscuit looks and tastes like a roman roof tile and has AUG II stamped on it

[sandyRoe]

And whether its been taken out of the packet before being hurled must come into consideration too

[1ozzy]

If it was a Rock Cake I could understand.

[Peter Pedant]

fresh or stale

the biscuit not the hurler

[1ozzy]

Come to think of it.
The last time I baked biscuits I was impressed with how quickly they disappeared.
Until I found them spread all over the backyard.
Turns out the kids were using them as "Ninja Star Knives".

[anneasquith]

surely this would not apply to fairy cakes ?

[RATTER15]

Surely, throwing anything at another person in anger should be viewed as such!

[sandyRoe]

The Fairy Cake is a squidgy thing and couldn't do much harm. But a Ginger Nut thrown with sufficient force could blacken your eye.

[Tilly2]

A tin of biscuits would cause some damage.

[anneasquith]

a wagon wheel ( although smaller ) could ' take your eye out !!!!

[Tilly2]

I bough some Lemon Puff biscuits yesterday. They'd be ok to thow but the lemon might make the recpients eyes sting a bit.

[Tilly2]

Recipient's ^

[sandyRoe]

Were there boomerang biscuits once? They'd be doubly dangerous. If you missed the target they'd come back to wack you.

[Tilly2]

Bought^ !

[sandyRoe]

It's just turned 10. Time, I think, for a nice cuppa and a Kitkat.

[anneasquith]

duck everyone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sandy has a biscuit in his hands..

[1ozzy]

Toss one this way Sandy.

[Svejk]

It's not very nice , is it?

[1ozzy]

I bake boomerang biscuits Sandy.
They keep coming back on me :-)
Burp

[1ozzy]

There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it !