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yogi-bear | 19:56 Wed 08th Jul 2015 | Jokes
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin ....................................... and tonic."

The bartender says "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, looking down at his feet, "I dunno. My father had them, too.


Okey dokes....just back from a short trip to Malta, and it 's the best I can deliver thus far :-)
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I've just drawn a picture of Yogi Bear on his way back from hols in Malta. Gness says I've forgotten his hat and tie, not suntanned enough, and made him way too small. Looks like I've made a Boo Boo.
20:02 Wed 08th Jul 2015
Grizzly barman.
So fur so good
I've just drawn a picture of Yogi Bear on his way back from hols in Malta.
Gness says I've forgotten his hat and tie, not suntanned enough, and made him way too small.

Looks like I've made a Boo Boo.
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Lol....very good, guys :-).....there was a lady on the plane today who was the split image of Dick Dastardly, slight tache included...She caught my gaze when I was looking....I just smiled....she smiled back showing no teef at all.....I felt a right Muttley :-)
Had a good time, yogi?
yogi
Got back from Malta myself. Last week.
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Yes thanks, DT......I was over for a few days as there was The Isle Of MTV event on there.......basically a huge outdoor concert near Valletta,.and I had some gigs lined up over there.

Away next week on family hols to Florida and The Bahamas....they are all excited about it ascome around quickly.

Hope you are keeping well DTC and you are enjoying the summer :-)
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Fantastic, retrocop......hope you enjoyed it there....I love the place and go there frequently during the year.....It has a charm about it and the locals are mainly friendly and outgoing.....never had bad service really bar the odd one, then we make sure we never go back there.

30C was just right for me and nice warm evenings too, with a cooling breeze. I will be back there in the Autumn.
yogi
Likewise.Try to get there twice a year. Would live there quite happily if wife retired.Buy a boat and fish around Marsaloxx.Fort Rinella always a favourite for me to visit.Happy days always.
there's a fest down here on August 1 - overlooking the Fal and Falmouth from up on the hill above Mylor....no idea who is appearing but 11 of us going.....
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Great, DT.....hope you enjoy it with your crowd of 11...that will be fun.
I love Falmouth and the area......I'm on the south coast near Worthing now....used to live nearer Brighton, but moved recently as we found a great house here still near the sea.

Retro,

Glad you enjoy it as much as I do when I go there......Fort Rinella, near Kalkara is a place they always in the past have filmed productions of Gladiator, Troy, U571, and the Tv series Sinbad to name a few, and I have a buddy, who is a stuntman, who played a bit part in Troy in 2004 and was over there and invited us down one early evening to see them filming...got to briefly meet some of the cast....Peter O'Toole, Sean Bean, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, and Diane Krugar......no Brad Pitt, as the day I visited the set he wasnt there..but had been there for shooting scenes early that morning..Mrs Bear was ticked off you wouldn't believe it!...lol

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