Class Trip To The Farm

[Shaglene]

Teacher: Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our trip to the farm yesterday?

Children: MOOOO, BAAAA, Quack Quack, Get off the f...... tractor.

[Baldric]

Lol, sounds about right!

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Absolutely brilliant, I love this one.

[tonyav]

LOL, love it.

[bookbinder]

A good one!

[Shaglene]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.

[zebo]

But which of the children were sick on the bus on the way back to school? Often the main thing they remember.

[DaisyNonna]

Ever had to explain to the zoo why you were returning a penguin after a school trip?

[zebo]

No Daisy, but we had to stop at the M1 services 50miles North of London once to call another school to tell them that our girls had smuggled two of their boys onto our bus!

[DaisyNonna]

How enterprising of them!