Tattoo.............

[Shaglene]

Hubby has ' I love you' tattooed on his penis, and goes home to show his wife.
She says 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth'

[Jackdaw33]

Reminds me of the rather well-endowed guy taking a leak who had SHY tattooed on his organ. The bloke in the next stall said, "You've nothing to be shy about."

The guy replied, "It doesn't say SHY, at full stretch it says SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY."