Best Joke At The Edinburgh Fringe

[MargoTester]

I've just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.

[murraymints]

hmmmm..THAT is why I stay away from the fringe !

[DTCwordfan]

Our marvel can do better than that.

[Svejk]

It's better than margos usual Rudi jokes.

[aelmpvw]

made me laugh ...

[campbellking]

I still love the Tim Vine one from a couple of years ago
'I went on a once in a lifetime holiday.
Never again'

[MargoTester]

Or his 'I'm selling my Hoover. It's only gathering dust.

[sandyRoe]

"I thought Benefits Street was a budget box of chocolates that you could buy at Lidl."
Imran Yusuf, last year

[Khandro]

//It's Hans free.// - groan! Is the the Wurst yet to come?

[sunny-dave]

Actually it's .... Huns Free

[sandyRoe]

'Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge [email protected] enough about Kayne West.'
Stewart Francis

[sunny-dave]

I spilt baked beanz on my phone at breakfast - but I've scraped them off now ...

... it's Heinz Free

[ I'm here all week ]

[Svejk]

^get your helmut.

[sandyRoe]

They don't seem as good on screen as they'd be if you heard them. In the words of Frank Carson, 'It's the way I tell 'em.'

[janbee]

Veni vidi velcro..... I came, I saw, I stuck around.

[Canary42]

"Huns free" sounds better - after all Hans is surely scandinavian (Hans Christian Andersen for example)

[-Talbot-]

Give me another example of the top of your head, Canary.

[Canary42]

Sorry, I'm bald

[HansUrbancka]

@Canary42....You are correct ....Hans is Scandinavian....Danish to be precise.

Please don't ask me to go into any further detail because I have, in the past, denied being German but suggested being a Taff. However, I Do Not have a Hans free telephone.

Hans.

[Tilly2]

Hans, if it was Hans free, it wouldn't be yours would it?

[stuey]

My mother wasn't to keen on the fact that I wanted to be a born again Christian.