Kermit's New Girlfriend.

[tonyav]

I can't believe it, Kermit the frog has split from Miss Piggy and now has a new girlfriend called Denise.
http://www.people.com/article/muppets-kermit-frog-new-girlfriend-miss-piggy-break-up

[Jackdaw33]

I don't think Miss Piggy will take kindly to that. Cue swinging handbag.

[Barsel]

I'm not surprised Tony, I think Miss Piggy was an absolute swine to Kermit. x

[tonyav]

I know what you mean, Jackdaw. That Denise looks younger and slimmer to me.

[tonyav]

LOL @ Barsel.

[jno]

size-zero piggess, a bad example to the nation's youth.

[-SharonA-]

She is a pig too!!!!!

[Mamyalynne]

She's no better than she ought to be - as we say hereabouts!

[tonyav]

Denise or Miss Piggy, Mamya ?.

[Mamyalynne]

Denise of course,fur coat and no drawers type.

[tonyav]

Ah right I see, Mamya.
Maybe she is not so domineering as his last bird though.

[-SharonA-]

She looks more demure.

[tonyav]

Yes she does, Sharon.

[Jackdaw33]

Give her a few more years and she'll turn into a right old sow!

[Hypognosis]

http://http://www.sadtrombone.com

[Ken4155]

Let's face it, compared to Denise, Miss P looks like an old sow. Fill yer boots, Kermit, lad:-)

[Old_Geezer]

Probably a publicity stunt. Rush to get oneself a younger model, and set oneself up for the great reunion later.

[Robinia]

She looks a bit suspect to me. Let's hope Denise doesn't turn out to be Denis.

[gness]

See......the male just can't resist a redhead.....she's gorgeous.....♥

[tonyav]

see I knew it, I always said they were trouble.

[gness]

Look here, Tony.....one bad experience with a redhead is no reason to mistrust us all......
You and I had a pint together.....did anything go wrong?.....Did you leave bemused and harmed?.......☺