In A Nightclub...

[cupid04]

A man approaches a woman in a nightclub.
'Can I have your number, sexy?' he asks kissing her hand.
'Have you got a pen?' she asks.
'Yes I do,' the man smiles.
'Well,' the woman replies, 'you'd better get back before the
farmer notices you're missing.'

[1ozzy]

;-)

[Georgiesmum]

Love it!

[marval]

Brilliant

[zebo]

Wish I'd known that when I was still at the chalkface! It belongs with Can I have a ruler? Yes of course, will Queen Victoria do?

[stocksman]

'Yes I do' is the answer to 'Do you Have a Pen', not 'have you got a pen'. The answer to 'have you got a pen' is Yes I have. I must admit I've heard it used regularly recently, but it is still wrong. It's not even as if it shortens or saves any time, it' exactly the same length.

[Arksided]

Lol like it. reminds me of an Eighties sit-com. The young ones. whilst in a grave yard.

"Do you dig graves?"

Neil "Well yeah there alright"

[cupid04]

It's a joke...not an English lesson ...