Holy Orders

[magpie]

a man took holy orders in a silent order, after 10 years he was invited to the abbot's office he was told that he could say anything he wanted this once, so he said that he didn't like the food. 10 yrs later he was allowed to do the same, he said that the beds were lumpy! the next time he said that he was leaving the order. the abbot said : thank god all you have done since getting here is to complain!!!

[marval]

HaHa

[EDDIE51]

I heard a similar one. Each year one monk was allowed to speak a few words. They always had porridge for breakfast.
The first year the chosen monk said ''I like the porridge''
The second year chosen monk said '' I hate the porridge''
The third year the chosen monk said '' I'm sick and tired of this constant bickering over porridge''