Grandfathers Don't Know Everything...

[Shaglene]

Charlie was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other boys, when he came into the house and asked , 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, Charlie, it's called sexual intercourse.

Oh, Little Charlie said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other boys.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'

[marval]

HaHa