Dining At Cannibal's........

[Shaglene]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $ 5.00

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE

or Sautéed NDP: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ***, it takes all morning."

[baza]

How much for the finger buffet?

[venator]

Barbecued LABOUR voter - $2 - with Corbyn in charge, they're already gutted.....