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> I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
> She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
> In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that
> she probably had a really hot daughter.
> We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd
> ever Had a Sportsman's Double.
> 'What's that?' I asked.
> 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
> I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
> We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
> I went back to her place.
> She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'