What's The Difference Between...

[1ozzy]

...The English Rugby Team and teabags?

Teabags stays in the cup longer.

[Hopkirk]

Oh dear, did we lose then?

[1ozzy]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings for you,,,yep.

[-SharonA-]

Of course you're gloating!!

[1ozzy]

Well SharonA, just a wee bit.
An old joke that can be ressurected regularly, with a name change.

[Jackdaw33]

An old joke, currently resurrected about my local football team, now languishing at the bottom of the Premier League:

What's the difference between Newcastle United and a rectangle?

A rectangle has one more point than Newcastle.

[1ozzy]

At least it wasn't a triangle Jack.

Or.

What do Newcastle United and a circle have in common?

[Jackdaw33]

In the original it was a triangle, as at the time Newcastle only had two points. I like the circle bit. They got beat 6 - 1 yesterday, moving them from second bottom to bottom, below Sunderland! Oh, the shame!

[1ozzy]

Best drown your sorrows Jack.

May I suggest "Bundy" Rum works a treat.

[Jackdaw33]

To be quite honest, I couldn't give a flying f*** about the game, which makes me very much in the minority in my neck of the woods.

[Jackdaw33]

Just for you, Ozzy, I've temporarily changed my avatar.

[1ozzy]

Not really a sports fan either.

Only follow the games my offspring are playing in.

Although the NRL grand final is on tonight. If I can elbow my sons out of the way and grab a spot on the lounge I will watch that.

[1ozzy]

Aw Mate!!!!!.
I'm touched.
I can yawn like that little fella!!!
Especially after a few brews.

[Jackdaw33]

...or do you prefer this one?

[lady-janine]

I thought that was a picture of you ozz. at your best!

[1ozzy]

It was a picture of me M'Lady ;-).

You can shove that rubbish where the sun doesn't shine thanks Jack.
That's "Export quality".

Aussie definition of export quality = anything we won't consume ourselves ;-)

[Jackdaw33]

I agree. Anyway, all back to normal now.

[1ozzy]

Define normal Jack!
Is there any such thing?

[Jackdaw33]

I meant my avatar. I really enjoy playing around on the Gravatar site.

[lady-janine]

jack - the saying about little things, etc., comes to mind.

[1ozzy]

You'd better apply that thought to me too LadyJ ;-)