Do You Have The Time.............

[Shaglene]

A couple were walking down a country lane and saw an old timer relaxing on the grass verge with his donkey close-by.
They asked him if knew what time it was.
Still lying there with a piece of straw in his mouth, he held his arm out, took hold of his donkey's testicles and gently raised them. "It's ten past two." The couple thanked him and went on their way.
A few days later the same couple were walking along the same lane and again they saw the old fellow on the verge with his donkey close-by. Again they asked if he knew what the time was.
He stretched his arm out, took hold of the donkey's testicles and gently raised them. "It's quarter to four."
They thanked him and asked him how he can tell the time by gently raising the donkey's testicles.
The old man said, "If I lift the donkey's testicles, I can see the Town Hall clock."