No Reservations..................

[Shaglene]

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.

[janbee]

:-)

[B00]

Oh aye typical...

"We're pensioners, give us preferential treatment immediately"

;-)

[Old_Geezer]

And I thought this was going to be a jest about red indians.