It's Halloween

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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't want to eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out of the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."


One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts.

Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."


Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating:

1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2. You have to have a kid chew the toffee for you.

3. You ask for high fibre sweets only.

4. When someone drops a chocolate bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

5. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.

7. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

8. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your wig.

9. You're the only Dracula in the neighbourhood with a walking frame.

10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.