Radio 4 Extra

[racoony]

I heard this joke recently on the radio.
Police in London have arrested a woman for possession of 5 kilos of heroin stored in her bra.They said it was the biggest drugs bust they had ever known.

[Svejk]

Bralliant.

[frugalfred]

That's given me quite an uplift!

[frugalfred]

Definition of "bra": an over-the-shoulder boulder holder.

[Jackdaw33]

...invented by the German, Otto Titzlinger.

[frugalfred]

Aah, jackdaw, that'll be the Wunderbra!

[Svejk]

She told the court she was strapped for cash.

[DTCwordfan]

Is this "What Katie Did?"

[frugalfred]

I once knew a lady who strapped for cash...

[Jackdaw33]

...and I knew a lady who would strap for cash!

[Jackdaw33]

Sorry, Fred, misread your post..

[frugalfred]

I thought Titzslinger was one of Bristol's, but after a double-D clutch, he escaped to Brest.

[marval]

lol, her cup runneth over.

[janbee]

:-)

[Shaglene]

German for a bra - stappzem flappen...............